"Please help me save my life."

Lily was coloring at the table and having trouble getting the cap off of one of her markers. She was asking me for help followed by something I couldn't understand at first, so I kept asking her to repeat herself. Finally I realized what she was saying. She was saying, "Mommy, please get this lid off my marker and help me save my life." Then when I took the cap off for her, she said, "Thank you, Mommy, for saving my life!" I had to laugh out loud. I have no idea where she got the whole "you saved my life" thing, but it was pretty amusing. That girl always has the funniest things coming out of her mouth.